Are You Smarter Than a 2nd Grader???

My daughter's class is writing a class book. The teacher told them to write about something they know that they don't think anyone else knows about. This is what our 7 yr. old wrote:

Always say whoa to stop the horse. If you do not say "Whoa," you will go to the bathroom on the horse.

Never stop the hors well being chaste cus you will get hrit.

Always say Whoa if you need to go to the bathroom when you're on a horse. So you don't go to the bathroom on the horse.

Never go to the bathroom on the horse. Becus it will buck you off.

I typed the story exactly as she wrote it, misspellings and all!