Sunday, September 28, 2008

Messiest Office in America!


This is what a solo practice looks like. My husband actually said, "It looks better in the photos." I now declare this as "the messiest office in America!" I was too late to enter the contest Oprah had, but I think my husband would be a grand prize winner in the messy catagory. Do you agree?

Kitchen Helpers

It's always nice to have help with the dishes. My older daughter loads the dirty dishes and the baby grabs and throws the silverware.

The "Master" Bait Shop!


This posting is a tribute to a lost American icon. These signs were recently removed from the building. As a child, over 20 years ago, even before I understood my parents snickers, we drove by this bait shop regularly. Yes, this is the most tacky, redneck name anyone could possibly think of for a bait shop, but you can't find better hillbilly humor. The "Master Baiter" will be missed, but I will never have to explain it's meaning to my children, as I snicker, while we drive past!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Our Ears Will Never Be the Same!

This is the next Lance Armstrong?, NO!, Neil Armstrong,? NO!..........Louis Armstrong????(Yeah we think that's the jazz guys name.) I guess our boy could also try cycling, or become an astronaut.
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Baby Fun!


A convienient way to transport socks.......... if only I could teach her to put them in the dirty clothes basket.
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First Day of Pre-School

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One happy boy! He loves school and is learning, "a lot, a lot, a lot...." In his words.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Woe of the Toe!

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Our brave little girl had to have surgery on both of her big toes for ingrown toenails. Her feet are orange from the iodine. She said,"Don't worry,it's just orange soap that stained my feet." She is back to school and feeling good today. She only missed one day of school.
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Sunday, August 24, 2008

Time to Vent!!!

I have a problem with the amount of money the photographer charges for school photos. I looked at the packages, and the cheapest one only offers 6 tiny photos (2 wallets & 4 little exchange 1" ones)for $7. I really wanted a 5 X 7 of each of my kids, but that bumps the price up to $18 per package. OK, maybe I'm a cheap scape, still living in 1990, but I refuse to pay up! It's time to take a stand against those punks that use our cute, innocent children to make a the big bucks (this is where I normally go off about school fundraisers, but I'll save it for another post.)
My solution, I'll just take my own photos. I have a nice enough camera, I can take the photos outdoors & pick my own background. Besides, I took photography in high school many moons ago so I'm a semi-pro amateur. I decided to start with my youngest child that is in school, my 2nd grader. This is the way our photo session went down..........
HOLD STILL... It'll only take a second....

Daughter: But mom, I have to pee!

ME: OK that looks nice, let's take a few more!

Daughter: BUT MOM, I have to PEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The end result is shown directly above. I think it looks pretty good, and I can even get a 5 X 7 print for 58 CENTS! How's that for affordable photography?!? Now I just need to get my other kids to pose for their "school photos."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Family Home Evening

This little snuggle bug is out! Daddy taught a good lesson about the tree of life. Our baby girl was comforted by the message.....zzzzzzz... He'll have to give this lesson every night at bedtime!

We made mini-caramel apples for our activity & treat. I found the idea in the family fun magazine. They were yummy and cute!


To heck with the apples, I'll just load up on sprinkles!

Monday, August 11, 2008

The Fabulous FIVE Reunite!

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This weekend I met up with some good friends in our old college town. I enjoyed hearing all the great things they've been up to and reminiscing about the good old days and the crazy things we did together. I can't wait for our next reunion! You gals are the best!!! Thanks for the fun day Jane, Brin, Michelle, & Renee'!

Nantucket Weekend GIVEAWAY!!!!

Nantucket Weekend GIVEAWAY!!!!

Sleeping Beauties

This is so sweet! It melts my heart to see the special bond these sisters have. These two are the only kids with blue eyes in our family. The other 3 kids have brown/hazel eyes.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

9 Years Old!

Our oldest girl is growing up so fast! For her 9th birthday party we had a some fun water games. We put the slip-n-slide at the bottom of the slide in the backyard and set up a sprinkler to spray on the slide. The kids also had a water balloon fight. It was a fun party!
The water balloon fight.

Opening presents

Blowing out the candles!

Exersaucer Fun!

Our baby girl put this soft book on her head. The older kids laughed & laughed and called her "Judge Judy." I guess they thought the white book looked like the white wigs judges used to wear. I don't think they have ever see the show, Judge Judy. Kids are so fun!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Summer Birthday Mexican Riviera Luau Party!!!










Auntie Smith's best friend from high school came by with her family to party luau style!

We had a party to celebrate all the summer birthdays in the family. It was a Luau theme, but we ate taco salad, so we came up with the Mexican Riviera part to keep the tropical feeling. Auntie & Uncle Smith, the newlyweds, were visiting from California. Granny Sue brought the cute cake pictured above. It was super yummy! She also brought a motion activated dancing plastic pink flamingo that played music and the kids were crazy about it. I was crazy because it had no volume control. I didn't realize it was motion activated so every time the music started and I walked over to try to find the off switch, it just started up again with a new song. I was out-smarted by a plastic flamingo. It probably wont be the first time. Pa Pa T saved the day and stuck it in the trunk of the car. We had a fun time with friends and family. Thanks for the wonderful day!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Caption Needed!!!!!!!!

My sis & her husband were visiting from LA so we decided to snap some pics of them with the kids. Our crazy dog loves to be photographed and kept running in front of the camera, then right as I snapped this photo he took a flying leap in the air. We are still laughing about it. If you read my blog, please take a moment to make a suggested caption for this photo. You can make it as an anonymous comment, I look forward to your ideas. Maybe I'll give the winner a prize. I hope you like dogs! (Just Kidding, I better keep this crazy pooch he may score us some bucks with his wild antics.)

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Bikers and Rhinos

On our drive back from St.Louis we stopped at a truck stop for gas & a potty stop. We parked the slobber mobile (mini-van) in front of the building & ran the kids into the bathroom. There was a large stack of propane tanks (for gas BBQ grills) in front of us with a large red sign that read No Smoking. We are busy getting everyone buckled back in after the potty stop when we notice a tattooed, bearded man on a Harley pull up next to us and park. The man turns the motorcycle off, then while standing next to it proceeds to light a cigarette. Our 4 year old boy looks at the No Smoking sign, then at the smoking biker. He then says, "Hey dude, sign says NO SMOKING, why you be smoking there?" No Answer, biker man continues to smoke. Our 4 year old decides he needs to lay down the law and says, " Hey dude want to fight?!?" Then our boy pauses before saying.....,"No --- You're not big enough!" The biker was oblivious to the fact that he had just been challenged by our little law enforcer. At that moment I was grateful for our 4 year old's speech impediment! Luckily, his sibling "interpreters" kept quiet!


(Michael E. Keating photo)
Yesterday we were driving down the highway when a deer ran in front of our car across the road. Our 4 year old said. "Wook ah dat Whino, he went indo da fowwest over der!" Translation: Look at that Rhino, he went into the forest over there! I have no idea why he called it a Rhino, it was a fairly small deer. We had a good laugh.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

A fun family weekend!


We spent a fun weekend in St.Louis with our good friends and their 4 kids. We found a great hotel with an nice pool and a huge breakfast buffet. My husband was able to go to the temple with his friend Happiness and I was able to go with my friend Sunshine. Happiness & Sunshine are pictured below in the group photo.
The Science Center was a huge hit. We could have spent the whole day there. I was happy that it was free. Even with the $8 fee to park, it was still a great bargain to entertain all 5 kids for hours. Even the baby loved it! Our girl on the left is checking her heart rate. Our girl on the right is performing surgery.
Our baby girl has a handful of her daddy's hair and she's chewing on it. Notice dad's silly shirt. I had prohibited him from wearing this white trash, um, I mean "silly" shirt in public. I can't believe he snuck this one past me and had the nerve to laugh about it when I noticed it half way through the zoo. Glad we were out of town. What a stinker!

Great feats of engineering! Can they build it????

YES! They can!!!

Building is fun, but the best part was knocking it down!

Watching the penguin swim by at the zoo. They would swoosh by so fast in the aquarium.